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I feel so strongly about this, but I could not blog about my feelings about fascinators in my multiply site because I have contacts who either make them, or are crazy about them. Thank god I don’t think anybody in my friendster list wears them.

I believe they’re the single stupidest, most ridiculous, pretentious fashion invention there ever was. Kasalanan ito lahat ni Carrie Bradshaw. Swallow naman ng mga feeling fashionista, “Yes, I understand hair fascinators, ergo I’m fashionable!”. I wonder if they’re familiar with the story of the Emperor’s new clothes?  Because this fascinator phenomenon reminds me so much of that children’s story.

Fascinators are so tacky! (Just consider the name–fascinators–it’s so icky!).

I mean, what are they (makers and wearers) thinking–they don’t look good now, and surely they won’t look any better years from now when you look at your pictures and you’re wearing this dead, bird-like thing on your head (or some other stupid design, like a wee hat with feathers and tulle) at a wedding.  And they’re so absurdly expensive! You can just see how many fashion victims there are out there–just try searching your multiply site for “hair  fascinators” if you don’t believe me. The only thing I think it’s okay to wear these fascinators is at the Ascot races, and then of course you’d have to belong to the British high society.  In a third world tropical country like ours, they simply don’t make any sense at all.  They’re laughable.